6th or 7th grade, I think. I was just getting into magazines made for girls a few years older. They sold secret fashion ideas, healthy eating tips, makeup and perfume ads. I devoured them page by page and they left me hungry still to try out all of the new things I felt I should be emulating.
The magazine perfume ads sometimes had sticky fold out samples that gave you a healthy dose of their scent. Well, I had my eye on a few of those perfumes. I saw the ads everywhere on my television, in the drug store and in my magazines. Perfume seemed so grown up and sexy. Wearing a certain brand felt like you were taking on a new persona. Clearly the advertising was highly effective on me.
Well, that particular year I had decided that I needed a perfume called “Navy.” Its slick ad campaign featured elegant and sophisticated women dressed in navy blue who somehow along with their deep red lips also managed to embody a casual, joyful ease in their tight-fitting clothes. How could I not want to be that? This awkward middle schooler bought in. “Navy perfume” was at the top of her Christmas wish list.
Christmas morning came and I was thrilled to unwrap this most coveted gift. A whole bottle to douse my middle school cares away with. Now my mother was not a fan of perfumes. Scents in general really bothered her and she had pretty much banned them from the house. But she must have sensed that this one thing was really important to me. She showed me a great act of kindness even though I’m sure she suspected she would come to regret it.
After we read the Christmas story, opened presents and had a wonderful Christmas breakfast, I snuck upstairs as quickly as I could to try out my new perfume. I thought I could probably get away with a healthy spritzing if I went up to my room and waited a bit for it to air out before coming back down. I wrenched it from its box and sprayed my neck eagerly.
I had an awful and almost instantaneous reaction to this perfume. My head throbbed with what was at the time the worst headache I had ever had. My Christmas day was ruined. I spent the morning and early afternoon upstairs trying to wipe myself clean of it. I eventually resolved to take a shower and change my clothes. Later, I snuck some Tylenol to see if I could rid myself of the pain. Nothing worked.
I was desperate not to let my family know that I was starting to regret this gift that my mother had made a very large exception for. So, I eventually rejoined my family, forcing myself to ignore the nausea and the headache so that it would appear all was well. It was not well. I was not well. I was utterly miserable watching Christmas movies, playing games and pretending to be happy. I never used “Navy” again. It sat on my dresser for years.
The things we want aren’t always the things that are good for us, are they? They aren’t even always the things we like or that make us feel good? Sometimes they simply serve as a distraction, or just something to yearn for? Something someone else has that we need? An obsession.
There are countless examples of this set up in my life. I’m guessing yours too… The relationship that I wanted so badly to work out, the car that I needed to have, the job I knew was perfect for me, the purchase I thought would change my life… yes, they all ended up the same. Regret. Wasted time. Pain. Emptiness.
Sometimes God lets us have our way. Sometimes He lets us swirl around for a while in the shit that we thought would fill us with joy. Lessons learned? Maybe…
How long do we dance around in it pretending it doesn’t make us want to vomit? How long do we push off the regret? Do we ever acknowledge that it didn’t fill the hole that we needed it to?
So this Christmas, as I reminisce over my 1989 childhood Christmas debacle and this 2020-dumpster-fire-of-a-year, I’m going to celebrate those kinds of gifts. Uncomfortable gifts. The kind of gifts that remind me that a purchase isn’t going to make me a different person. The gifts that make me realize how much I take for granted. The gifts that cause me pain. The gifts that remind me of how incredibly brief this life is. The gifts that save me from myself.
In this backward, upside-down, nonsensical Christian faith of mine, God Almighty presented Himself as a gift to the world. Not in any sort of regal manner. But humble and dirty. With pain and with blood.
Celebrate with me the gift of our Jesus this Christmas. Celebrate that He came down in a form that we didn’t like. A form that left a bad taste in our mouths. Celebrate the gift of repentance and redemption. Embrace the fact that you got it all wrong again on your own. The gift of goodness draped in pain awaits us in the manger.